Yesterday began like any other day. We woke up, we got ready...you know, the same old boring stuff. When Lindy arrived home from school minus one pesky little front tooth, however, the day suddenly had possibility. We knew that a visit from you would brighten things up. When bedtime finally arrived Lindy excitedly placed her tooth under her pillow and promptly fell asleep. We all fell asleep. All of us. Every person here. Adults and children alike.
You can imagine her disappointment when she woke up bright and early this morning to find the tooth still tucked snuggly under her pillow.
We can only assume that you had a busy night and were simply unable to make it to all the tooth-bearing pillows in the neighborhood...or that there was some sort of tooth emergency somewhere else. Out of state. Perhaps there were delays with your flight? Anyhow...we hope you have not suffered any debilitating memory loss (do you have kids?) or are experiencing troubles in the workplace.
In the hopes that you will be able to return tonight and take care of your responsibilities, Lindy will happily place her tooth back in the proper place. We look forward to your visit and wish you well.
Sincerely,
The Jones Family
5 comments:
The best part is the labels at the bottom!!! I love it!!!
I'd file a lawsuit if I were you. It's a clear cut case of negligent fairy-ing.
We've had the same problem here before. I think she is just getting tired:)
You seriously need to work on your fairy skills! Better luck tonight :)
We have a very unreliable tooth fairy. It's sad.
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