First Grade Teacher Blamed For Emotional Trauma
Sources tell us that an emotional fiasco erupted in a local elementary school after a first grade teacher took a day off for "personal matters". It is unclear if the teacher was aware that her nonappearance would send a classroom of 24 children into hysterics but, upon hearing the news of her absence, the tears flowed freely and many children took to whimpering and moaning for the remaining several hours of the day.
One parent stated, "I don't know what to do with her...she just won't calm down!" After questioning the alleged trauma-inducer, she stated that her trip was necessary as she had to help her parents move into a new house...600 miles away. Reports of the devastation seem to have died down now that she has returned to her role as teacher following a short one-day absence.
Strange Weather Patterns Damages Home
While many states have had to deal with the devastating effects of a colder-than-normal winter this year, one family watched as warm weather destroyed an igloo built only a few short weeks ago. Despite the assurances that they were destined for 6 more weeks of winter, a local family was unable to save the snowy home they worked so hard to create.
In addition to the loss of their miniature eskimo abode, the warm weather seems to be encouraging their young children to run willy-nilly through the backyard, unconcerned about their mother's wish for a photograph.
7 comments:
Love your posts...and I'll totally take you up on your picture taking offer. :)
So cleverly written!
I think it's great that Lindy loves her teacher that much. She must be amazing.
It's crazy to me that your snow has lastest this long. I forget that the rest of the world has gotten plenty of it this year even though we've not seen a single flake.
so fun! I love your posts and your children as so darn funny and cute! Hope you're doing well!
So funny...if Isaiah's teacher takes a day off - she has to warn me, because he will be upset for at least 2-3 days. It's rough when the teacher's have a personal life!
bahahhaha, you are funny JOnes and very creative. When is your book going to be done. I request you write a love story, I love me some good love stories. I know you could write about a vampire who falls in love with a regular human being high shcool girl, but then when day he forgets to eat lunch and well... hey how do you know Brooke? we went to the same high school.
Yeah, let's talk when your teacher goes on a week long HONEYMOON and comes back as a villain. A WHOLE WEEK WITH A SUBSTITUTE. (but then the substitute had to get a substitute and that cracked me up.)
Let's see... nothing newsworthy to report here. We are the comic section, I guess.
(this is emily, btw. I just don't feel like switching accounts.)
I love it!! Very funny way of putting it. :)
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