Hola!

So...I'm in Mexico. So far I have:

• been offered a plethora of beverages (including, but not limited to, the Smirnoff which is "on tap" in my room)...which, of course, I have refused.
• been offered dancing lessons by a young mexican Michael Jackson impersonator.
• had my glasses fog up due to the unbelievable humidity.
• sampled about 1/80 of an amazing all-you-can-eat buffet.
• been unable to take pictures because the lens on my camera keeps fogging up.
• met 3 Javiers and 2 Miguels and a Jose.
• eaten a pear from our complimentary fruit plate.
• cried a little over the unavailability of Diet Coke.
• felt my hair frizz to a degree that would rival Carrot Top.

and

• missed my husband and children fiercely.

And that's only the first day.