Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Pet Peeve

As a stay-at-home mom of young kids I acknowledge that I'm stuck, smack dab, in the middle of a demographic. I also acknowledge that others may not want (or care) to cater to my particular demographic. BUT...I thought I was in a State which, as a whole, recognizes the consequences of "multiplying and replenishing the earth"! So WHY, in the name of all that's holy, would you NOT have a restroom available for a three-year old dancing the dance?

I always have my kids use the bathroom before we leave the house. A three-year old bladder, however, can be a fickle foe. It doesn't do any good to remind it that it just went five minutes ago, or to tell it that it will just have to wait. No...that bladder will do what it needs to do when it needs to do it.

Solution: Roll my eyes in disbelief at the woman, drop my armful of un-purchased goods on the counter in front of her, and race like a mad-woman to the van and to the nearest public restroom. We made it. Barely.

(Is it horrible that a little part of me just wanted her to let loose right there in the middle of the store? Yes, it is. But that little devil on my shoulder sometimes plants some very compelling ideas in my head that are difficult to ignore.)

6 comments:

Rochelle said...

First, please leave a review for Ireland on the book blog. I need some fresh blood up there.
Second, SERIOUSLY! Please tell me you didn't go back and make your purchase, so she could feel the pinch in the economy on top of not letting little ones pee! That'll teach her!

Emily said...

Once, when driving to CA we stopped at a place for Nate to go and they said it was only for employees. I got mad and wanted to let him pee right on the grass out front (Nevada's cities are few and far between), but instead we drove a bit and had him pee on a random curbside. It was very tempting though.

Aubri n Scott said...

Oh Amy Dear, I too hope you didn't go and buy the products you were going to buy. What a pain in the rear! For pete's sake how hard is it to have a toilet for people to use!

Kel said...

Amy, this is Kelli from the dentist office! I love this blogging thing.. I found yours from another. Your family is growing up so fast I can't believe your little guy. He is so your hubby! It was fun to see your blog and see how you guys are doing. I am a blog stalker so I will be checking in on you I'm sure! Take care!

Craythorn Family said...

I hate it when places have a bathroom and you ask if your little squirming child can use it and they tell you it's not a "public" bathroom. I too would like nothing more than to let my child pee all over the floor and say "Well, maybe you should let it be a public bathroom so my child doesn't have to pee on your public floor!"

Autumn said...

LOL! You are so funny! We should move to a more 3 yr old bladder friendly state!! :) P.S. LOVE the banner! It looks great on my computer. I'll call you tomorrow! xoxo