Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Nothing is Broken

In the midst of applying makeup this morning my middle child sauntered into my bathroom and threw out a too-casual, "Hi." Knowing there was a little more behind this greeting I initiated conversation:

Me: "Hey there. What are you up to?"
Ellie: "Umm..."
Me: "Are you done your movie?"
Ellie: "Uh..."
Me: "What have you been doing?"
Ellie: "Well...I didn't broke nothing."

Since I didn't believe this for a moment we walked, hand in hand, downstairs to discover a very broken DVD remote. Busted!

Go ahead. Admire my powers of perception...they are rather spectacular.

4 comments:

Jason and Kristin said...

I love the confession child. It makes life so much easier.

Rod and Jess said...

Is it horrible that I am constantly laughing at your expense??? Not really, but thank you for having REAL children that do naughty things, and for making me feel like a REAL mom by posting it! :) Your kids are adorable!

Craythorn Family said...

Yes. The ever dead give away of "I didn't broke nothing" or at my house it's "I'm not doing anything" is actually very insightful.

Autumn said...

I am cracking up! I think there is just something about that middle child! She reminds me so much of Easton!! Way to use your super powers mommy!