Eeeeeewww!

I found this under the coffee table tonight:

If you, like me, are uttering the phrase, "What the...?", allow me to share the explanation I received from Lindy:

This is a gum-collecting device. There are currently three categories for your ABC (Already Been Chewed) gum. Pink, Blue, and Weird (yes, the spellings are creative, we know.) As you can see, the plethora of gum balls Lindy chucked in her mouth (all at the same time) belong in the Weird category due to their non-pinkness and non-blueness. Makes all sorts of sense now, doesn't it?

Or does it?