Saturday, January 8, 2011

Maturity and My Couch

***WARNING***
If you have a sensitive gag-reflex you may want to skip this post.

I discovered something about myself tonight. I think I have finally grown up. (I'm sure I ought to have been influenced by my age long before now...but I haven't, and what's done is done, right?)

Earlier today I sat on the couch watching a movie with Curtis cuddled up, oh-so-sweetly, on my lap. I glanced down and noticed that he had drifted off to sleep. I was about to mention to Ian that I didn't think our little boy was feeling well when, lo-and-behold, he jerked awake and began to...how shall I say it? Puke? Ralph? Spew? Hurl? Blow chunks? Well...he began to lose his lunch. And his breakfast. (And perhaps some internal organs...I can't be sure.) I quickly yelled at Ian to grab a towel while I strategically positioned myself between the forthcoming offense and my couch.

That's right...I allowed myself to be completely saturated in unmentionable disgustingness in order to protect my sofa from a defilement it never would have recovered from. A younger version of myself would most likely have run, screaming, in order to be as far away from the mess as possible. But the 37 year-ol Amy knew that a couch covered in that much wretchedness would need to be replaced...and it's just not in the budget for January 2011. If that doesn't demonstrate some frugality and responsibility, I don't know what does.

Hello adulthood...it's nice to meet you.

9 comments:

Jonie said...

I don't think I could have done that, actually I know I could not have done that. Impressive, I think...

Emily said...

OH I have done that and I failed. You made the right choice, my friend. I unzipped all those cushion covers and carefully washed them and air dried and even more carefully put them back on. That was after 10 rounds of baking soda/vinegar/ whatever I could think of to get the smell out.

They should try it again now, I am so much wider now, nothing could get past me. I am like a whale.

Teri said...

This is one of the reasons for the slip covers on our furniture, and our little green clean machine.. oiy (how do you spell oiy, I sure say it a lot).

Kim said...

Oh yes another really fun thing about being a grown-up! You should be so proud of yourself...I know I am so very proud of you:-)

Lewis Family said...

Leather my friend- you need leather!

Amy Jones said...

Oh yes...I spent several putrid moments wishing my couches were leather. Ugh.

Jason and Kristin said...

It's definitely easier to clean yourself off than the couch. Good call. Nice save.

Munchkin Invasion said...

I would definitely sacrifice my body for furniture...brent is too cheap to every let me buy different furniture...and you can't have puke stains...

Jen Crook said...

That's gross. I would have to say I am immature and would have just let it land on the sofa and the headed to RC Willy for a new one. Budget or no budget, that's disgusting. 12 months SAC. That's what I'm talking about.